'e’s not as green as ‘e’s cabbage-lookin’ … 
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Sticks like $hit to a blanket 
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He’s got his brains where his balls are. 
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she’s got a face like the back of a bus
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There are some ugly Geezers!
It’s raining cats & dogs
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There are worse things to be compared to
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A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
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You obviously knew my father-in-law 
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I couldn’t possibly comment LongDriver 
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Eeee, they must 'ave thought I came up on t’down train 
Oh, I dunno, a blind man would like t’see it.
Get that down thee lad, it’ll put 'airs on thee chest 
It couldn’t pull t’skin of a rice pudden
Not so much of a saying, but an obesrvation in a pub.
Does thee think thee could squeeze a scotch in that there pint landlord, Aye! Then top it up cos I’ve just paid thee for a full pint!
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It’s looking black over Bill’s mother’s …
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"It’s a sare fecht for a half loaf, bit ye jist hiv ti chav awa"
Aberdeen doric for, “I’ts a hard life, but you just have to struggle on!”
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