If I had been caught no doubtđ
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Smelly urine? A definite indicator of dehydrationâŠ
Or maybe it has been there a while? As in, perhaps this wasnât the first time she had done it. This is was just the first time she had been caughtâŠ
Aye, nobody thought of that did they?! 
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Or, since the shop doesnât seem to have any toilets, then maybe thatâs where the assistants have a wee and they thought this would be a great opportunity to pass the can, as it were.
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I think CCTV should be installed in all changing roomsâŠStand by for a new reality show on TVâŠ
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Stand by for a new series of crimewatch (voyeurs) more like.
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Hang on, didnât you just tell me that Yorkshire didnât smell of piss?
Only in post offices in the queue for pensionsâŠ