Master chef ‘cos I wouldn’t make such an idiot of myself on there. I’d be the Anne Widdecombe of Come Dancing, plus I hate all that fuss with make up, hair and dress and would probably Will Smiff the judges if they came out with their usual BS🤣
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Strictly .
I hate cooking .
I don’t need 15 minutes of fame!
Shut that door! Look at the muck in ‘ere!!
I was saying the same thing to Everard.
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Neither. I’d rather do the great Pottery Throw Down. Love that program.