@Donkeyman, Contacted local council and was told I could put DP in household bin provided it was securely wrapped. New neighbours think it ok to let their dogs use our lawn as a toilet.
Ask your neighbours to keep their dog off the lawn, and say that their dogâs waste (pee and poop) is toxic & will kill the grass. I know its new neighbours, and for the sake of good relations you donât want to cause trouble, butâŠits your lawn 
@PixieKnuckles , Yeah, l know that Pixie !
I was thinking more on the lines of taking it home with you and popping
it down the the loo and flushing it ???
After slipping it out of the poo bag first of course !!
So easy !!
Donkeyman! 
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No way 
Put pepper on the lawn
It hasnât been the case for us. Maybe itâs because we clear it up regularly.
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Iâm glad you do - so do I. But the urine causes yellow patches, apparently
@PixieKnuckles Why, whats the problem?
Thats what Mr Crapper invented the loo for !!
Shyte is shyte wherever it comes from after all ???
Donkeyman! 
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@Donkeyman Dog poo harbours much more bacteria than human poo, and our sewer system canât clean it all properly. This is why it should be binned separately. I only know this because I got the idea of making a business of being a âpooper scooperâ way back (2014 I think) and did so much research on it.
Are those hugs you are giving me? Have you washed your hands? Mucky pup! 
@PixieKnuckles , HA! HA! ,
Pixieknuckles and her scoop,
Toured the streets collecting poop.
She did such a roaring trade,
Collecting the mess that our dogs made.
That the citizens gave her a name!
For starting in the dog shyte game,
The name they gave was pooper scooper !!
And then they added , super duper!!
Now pixieâs known as" Dame super duper pooper scooper" !!
Donkeyman!
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@Donkeyman its 05:11, and far too early to be chucking away this hard, butâŠthis is so funny! Thanks!
Of course! You clearly have a talent for talking shâŠsuch lovely poetry!
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