I reckon they should clean up Bair as he is one huge turd and then someš¤¬
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The Poo Bag Champion award will go to the manager of one of the groupās 70-plus stores who sees the highest percentage rise in sales of poo bags between now and 20 June.
@ Cinderella, l can understand the need for dog poo bags !!
But l dont understand the need for bins to put them in ??
This requires a whole industry to operate, from the manufacture of the bins
to emptying , cleaning and disposing of the contents , thus adding to the
cost of local taxes !
Is this really necassary ??
Donkeyman! 
Ooh wonderful. Shall we organise a coach outing? 
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Dog poop is very toxic for the environment @Donkeyman and shouldnāt be disposed of in the normal way of general rubbish. This is why they have separate bins so they can be chemically disposed of.
@Donkeyman, Contacted local council and was told I could put DP in household bin provided it was securely wrapped. New neighbours think it ok to let their dogs use our lawn as a toilet.
Ask your neighbours to keep their dog off the lawn, and say that their dogās waste (pee and poop) is toxic & will kill the grass. I know its new neighbours, and for the sake of good relations you donāt want to cause trouble, butā¦its your lawn 
@PixieKnuckles , Yeah, l know that Pixie !
I was thinking more on the lines of taking it home with you and popping
it down the the loo and flushing it ???
After slipping it out of the poo bag first of course !!
So easy !!
Donkeyman! 
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No way 
Put pepper on the lawn
It hasnāt been the case for us. Maybe itās because we clear it up regularly.
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Iām glad you do - so do I. But the urine causes yellow patches, apparently
@PixieKnuckles Why, whats the problem?
Thats what Mr Crapper invented the loo for !!
Shyte is shyte wherever it comes from after all ???
Donkeyman! 
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@Donkeyman Dog poo harbours much more bacteria than human poo, and our sewer system canāt clean it all properly. This is why it should be binned separately. I only know this because I got the idea of making a business of being a āpooper scooperā way back (2014 I think) and did so much research on it.
Are those hugs you are giving me? Have you washed your hands? Mucky pup! 
@PixieKnuckles , HA! HA! ,
Pixieknuckles and her scoop,
Toured the streets collecting poop.
She did such a roaring trade,
Collecting the mess that our dogs made.
That the citizens gave her a name!
For starting in the dog shyte game,
The name they gave was pooper scooper !!
And then they added , super duper!!
Now pixieās known as" Dame super duper pooper scooper" !!
Donkeyman!
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@Donkeyman its 05:11, and far too early to be chucking away this hard, butā¦this is so funny! Thanks!
Of course! You clearly have a talent for talking shā¦such lovely poetry!
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