I went to sleep wearing my Meaning Of Life T shirt and when I woke up I had forgotten everything I once knew.
I went to sleep with my Annie t shirt on and woke up thinking it’s a Hard Knock Life
I went to bed wearing my Johnny Kidd and the Pirates T shirt and when I woke up I was Shakin’ All Over.
I went to sleep wearing my Bow Wow Wow t shirt and woke up wanting to go wild in the Country
I went to bed in my Adverts t shirt and woke up with special offers.
I fell asleep on the train in my Travelling Wilburys T shirt and woke up at the end of the line.
I went to bed wearing my Johnnie And The Hurricanes T shirt and when I woke up my Duvet had gone.
I went to sleep wearing my Comedian t shirt and woke up in a funny mood
I went to sleep in my Curved Air T Shirt and woke up to find the air conditioning had failed.
I went to sleep in my Steeleye Span T Shirt, but little did I think when I woke up that a sword that night would part my body and head.
I went to bed in my Doris Day T shirt and when I woke up I had seven brides.
I went to bed in my Tom Cruise T. Shirt and woke up somewhere impossible.
I retired to my suite wearing my Donald Trump Tee Shirt and woke up wearing Melania
I went to sleep wearing my Patrick McGoohan t shirt and woke up thinking i am not a number
I went to bed wearing my Invisible Man T shirt and when I woke up I was gone…I think.
I went to sleep in my Bruce Forsythe t shirt and woke up thinking Good game good game
I went to sleep in my Green Day t shirt & woke up thinking Wake Me Up When September Ends.
I went to sleep in my Iron Man T shirt and when I woke up I couldn’t lift my head off the pillow.
I went to bed in my Stiff Little Fingers T-shirt and woke up with hand cramps.
I went to bed wearing my Hollies T shirt and woke up on Christmas Day.