BBC English? Oh dear, haha!

a bit off topic but it reminds me of when I was taking down my dads shopping list last week and putting it into my shopping list phone app. Dad was talking to me just as I was talking into the mic and I was saying ‘toilet rolls’ but for some reason it typed out bottom smacking toilet rolls? what the heck, oh my goodness me and dad were in stitches and couldn’t stop laughing. Also I said ‘cheese spread’ and it typed ‘please spread’ LOL

I have no idea why my phone put bottom smacking but it gave me and my 88 year old daddy a damn good laugh.

Sorry for off topic but it just reminded me

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@LionQueen that is freaky!! Am try in to work out what you might have said just prior to toilet rolls

lmao I can assure you no bottom smacking was mentioned hehehe, so funny

That is exactly the way I always explained this to my children. And the other one, whether to use John and I or John and me - always remove ‘John and’ to see if it still makes sense:

John and me went to the shops
Me went to the shops. (clearly wrong)

John and I went to the shops
I went to the shops (clearly right).

Or:

Look what Grandma gave John and I
Look what Grandma gave I (clearly wrong)

Look what Grandma gave John and me
Look what Grandma gave me (clearly right)

Then there’s the “Her and her husband” one :roll_eyes: :rofl:

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@Bathsheba , thanks for the me and I examples. Was trying to remember the examples me used to give😉

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Oh LQ that is so freaky, but absolutely hilarious, haha!

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I always suspected forums were full of teachers and intellectual types. :slightly_smiling_face:

I just say
“There’s no such thing as should/would OF!
Stop it you heathens!!!”

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Yep. To SLT maybe, but what about the kids?:wink:

Ha! Funny!!!

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Do you ever wonder what members voices sound like
I had to make a quick video for a real expensive mower for some land we purchased just a while ago…it stopped working

Gosh no … I have a right cackle.

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Best sit down…it’s only for fun so larf…
https://video.agrieuro.com/Storage/videos/j7/j716232632462660
will that failed…best get up now then… :101:

That’s how them farmer types in the west country talk. Perhaps they’re just foolin’ around.

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Nope those old Gloucestershire / Wiltshire locals ( if you can find any ) still talk like that .

Or its and it’s

I mean, how difficult is it?

The trouble is when you’ve been ejucated proper sometimes you wish you hadn’t of learnt the rights and rongs :innocent::rofl:

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Oh yes, agree there Ruthio.

Yes, she has certainly moderated her accent since those early recordings.
I wonder whether at some point she was advised to do so by her PR people.

I’ve created and proofread many millions of words in my work over 55 years in the printing trade and never use it’s unless it is shorted for ‘it is’.

It would seem to be very difficult for some people. The ubiquitous apostrophe has long been an area of considerable difficulty, so difficult now in the ‘modern ways’ that it is being omitted rather than discover the correct usage. That is such a shame really as it is not that difficult in most instances.
:thinking: :frowning_face:

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