Bad Dating Jokes

when looking to have an enjoyable time with a spoiled individual, do you take them on an expiration date?

You need a date with the person who Spoiled the individual!

I asked my date once to meet me at the gym, but he never showed up.

I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.

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Two windmills were on a date.

One said to the other, “What type of music do you like?”

The other responded, “I’m a huge metal fan.”

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Two narcists went out together, but it didn’t work out.They were so self involved they couldn’t get past dating themselves.

Accommadating; is that what semicolons when there is a lack of semicolons to socialize with?

:wink: Hi , Feel like going out Friday nite? ,