Standing on the edge of the estuary, something hit me on the top of my head.
Looking down, there was a baby Bream wriggling around on the ground.
I picked it up and threw it back into the water.
Alas, although it did attempt to swim, ended up on it’s back, not really going anywhere.
Very quickly, a seagull swooped and baby Bream was once again assailed in the beak of it’s murderer.
I certainly hope you called the police on that seagull.
That Bream looks Finished
Looks like its had its fins and gills removed.
On the scale of things, that looks about right.
Like the cat that got the cream, it was the gull that got the bream.
Wow. Figure the odds of being hit in the head by a seagull dropping a fish. The odds have to be astronomical. 
That would depend on how big ones head was 
Seagulls are smart, it’s a distraction technique. You deal with the fish and the gulls make off with your chips! 
